Should You Update Your Non-Blog Because Your Friend Is Pressuring You?

I have a friend named Holly.  Normally, I'd change her name to protect the innocent, but by no stretch of the definition could she ever be called "innocent", so, her name's Holly.  Holly gives me periodic updates on how long it's been since I updated my non-blog.  Apparently it's been two months.  Two months sounds bad, until you consider that I have three followers.  Do the three of them miss me that much?  I think not.  Additionally, if I updated regularly, this would be a blog, which I believe I've made clear it isn't (see:  Title and Website Address).  I reject blogospheric pressure and, incidentally, atmospheric pressure, pressure cookers, pressure sores, pressure treated wood, and parental pressure, especially the maternal kind, but that's a separate post.  Look for it in two months.